So, when I’m not writing glorious www.mediumhappiness.com posts or writing trail-blazing pharma advertisements I write for the fashion site, www.FadMashion.com. Needless to say, I get spread thinly sometimes. I have decided that I need a kind of intern figure to help me out with my fashion writing and to keep me apprised of what’s going on in the fashion world; I need something to write about. I’d rather swallow razors than read Women’s Wear Daily every day.
So on a Craigslist did I decide to go a fishin’ for my intern. I suppose, in hindsight, I should have known better than to have posted anything on Craigslist that has to do with fashion. Invariably, I was going to get responses from self-absorbed monster girls who are studying at FIT or from men who are so flaming they could start a forest fire in a moss jungle.
Well, my first responder certainly fits nicely into the latter category of predicted applicant types.
Everyone, meet Jeremiah Van Wagenen: click the image below to make it larger
And finally, to see what Jeremiah Van Wagenen looks like, click on the jump below and you will be taken to an expanded post with photos.
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I am permanently skeeved.
scarred for life and scared for life!
I was thinking about wearing a pair of tighty whiteys in a river for my Christmas card this year, but this jerkoff had to go and shoot the picture before I could.
I say you hire him.
Dude, be careful with this dude. He did say, “If anything, I could off you and your website…” It sounds like he wants you dead.
Ew. I’d hate to see what he does for food demonstration.
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