The Camel Toe Cup, compliments of Medium Happiness correspondent General Grant Bullet. Here is the link in case you want to buy one.
Personally, I prefer a little moose knuckle. In fact, while I’m at it, here is the always brilliant Kasper Hauser doing Male Camel Toe, aka Moose knuckle. It really is a dreadful affliction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UULTRF3kg0s
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