Three things puzzled and or bothered me this morning.
1) If what Jose Canseco is saying is true and he did hook Alex Rodriguez up with the steroid dealer “Max,” and there is evidence that A Rod took steroids, then I will not watch baseball anymore.
2) Heather Mills former McCartney $50 Million is not enough? You really are the tripodded monster we all thought you were. I won’t say it here, but there is a pithy 4 letter word that starts with C…that’s what you are.
3) I’ve seen my fair share of strange and inexplicable advertisements wheat pasted to construction sites in New York but never have I seen anything like the one I saw this morning. It was a picture of a beautiful farm house in the middle of a verdant field and beneath it in italicized letters is said Waterboarding. WTF? For those of you who may not know waterboarding is then you can read more it if you click the more link down there.
The goal of waterboarding, which has been used in interrogations at least since the time of the Spanish Inquisition, is to create the sensation of drowning without causing death. The subject is strapped to an inclined board, immobilized with his head positioned lower than his feet. In some cases, a piece of cloth or cellophane is placed over the subjects face and water is repeatedly poured over it, triggering a gag reflex and choking the subject. In other cases, the subject’s head is submerged under water or his mouth is forced open and water is poured down his throat.
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1) They are a bunch of spoiled pricks and I can’t be bothered anyway.
2) I understand that this gold-digging ho lost her leg to begin with in a botched bitch implant surgery.
3) Don’t waterboard me, bro!
Jose Canseco, Heather Mills, and a Waterboard walk into a bar…
…The bartender says, “why the long face”?
Oh, my faithful commentators. You’re too much.
Heather Mills says ,”I lost my leg”
Bartender says, “That’s too bad”
“What about you Waterboard?”
Waterboard says, “They make me do mean things and I get depressed.”
Bartender says, “Oh I’ sorry”
“So what’s your deal Jose?”
I think Tyler over at wwtdd.com summed the whole Heather Mills thing up –
“Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time in 1999. They started dating a year later, and he proposed to her in 2001. They got married in 2002, then divorced in 2006. For this, she was awarded $48.7 million. That equates to roughly 35,000 dollars for every day they were married. On top of that, she gets payments of $70,000 per year, plus money to pay for nannies and school for their daughter, Beatrice. Please keep in mind, most of McCartney’s money was earned with the Beatles, who broke up when Mills was 12 months old.”
I would beat this bitch with her own leg if i had the chance.
You sound like you’d actually be surprised by “another big name basball player (A-Rod) using steroids” news. Have you been following sports over the last two years?
I’d like to waterboard that bitch Heather Mills.
I am not surprised. I guess it’s just an attrition thing. Like in cycling, you knew guys were using drugs, but once Floyd Landis went down I couldn’t take anymore.
I accepted that everyone was probably using them.
For some reason, Roger Clemens surprises me much less than A-Rod, also.
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