For the love of all things holy, I really hope this is the year women stop wearing Ugg boots. Why on earth would you wear boots that make you look like a centaur? Also, news flash, they ain’t waterproof. Infact, I can’t think of anything worse to wear in the rain than a suede clodhopper that’s lined with fur (I saw several women wearing them on the subway this morning—it’s been raining here).
Please, stop wearing them.
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Ugg Boots in fact are waterproof. They are perfect to wear to and from the mountain when skiing and I do not intend to stop sporting them when they do eventually fall by the wayside among fashionistas. While I personally find rubber boots to be more water repellent in the rain, the warmth, comfort, and coziness Ugg boots have to offer after releasing your foot from the stockade we call ski boots is unparalleled.
I like farting into Uggs and then sliding them over my cock. Such comfort.
Every pair of suede shoes I’ve ever owned I have waterproofed with whatever magic spray they have at shoe stores. I’m a bit OCD about it and tend to hose them down 3-4 times before I even wear them outside the house, but they always ALWAYS get fucked up by the rain. Its just a fact. I think what ol’ admin was trying to point out was what happens when the water gets into the fur on the inside of the boot. That shit has to smell worse than my crotch rot.
I don’t care if they are god damn bullet proof, they are fuck ugly.
More disturbing than wearing uggs in the rain, is in fact is the non sensical ugh-wearing occassion illustrated above; why the hell do women wear uggs in the summer with short shorts, while all normal people find flip flops sufficient??? I get it when it is snowing, 0 degrees or you just finished surfing in frigid waters(the initial impetus for uggs existence). But 90 degrees in manhattan or la?? Uggh!
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