Whoa. Last night I discovered that in addition to offering a franken-cracker that’s half cracker half pretzel (FlipSides: Part Pretzel. Part Cracker. All Good.™), Keebler’s Townhouse brand also makes a cracker that’s specially built for topping. That’s right, a Cracker Built for Topping.
WTF is a cracker built for topping you doubt!? Well, a cracker built for topping has raised edges, duh! Which prevents catastrophic dip spills by creating a nice little dip dell (shame on Keebler for not TMing this), yo! I mean, just think about how many times you’ve had a blob of tastiness come cascading off a cracker onto your $64 Dockers® Flat Front Iron Free Classic Fit Pants you bought at JC Penny earlier that day? Exactly. I’ll take an extra 10 or so calories and a few grams of partially hydrogenated oil for good measure per cracker if it means keeping my chinos fresh.
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