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Have you ever heard someone say that the kind of dog a person owns is an extension of their personality? Or, what about the expression, “That is so you.” The person who said it means that whatever material object it is you’re thinking about buying suits you.

Well, today, as I was browsing the trash recepticle of news that is CNN.com, I found out that inventors’ inventions are just extensions of their personalities.

Consider Einstein. He looks like he invented the idea of relativity. Ben Franklin and the bifocal? Ditto.

Here’s what I found on CNN.com that further proves the theory:

This is a photo of Doug Hines posing with his great invention, the world’s first talking sex robot. I’m sure when Doug unveiled Roxxxy (that’s her actual name) to his friends, they said, “Oh, Doug, it’s great. It’s so you, man.”