Thursday, January 24, 2008
“SexBox” Fox News What is Your Malfunction?
Oh yeah, you’re all boorish assholes. I caught wind of this story on AdFreak. Usual story, some Fox News reporter gets their facts wrong and starts spewing vitriol that is completely unfounded.
From AdFreak,
” Planning to go on Fox News and bash a video game you’ve never even seen? Then [...]
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
While watching the Giants-Packers game this past Sunday a friend of mine commented on how pretentious and almost pompous Diablo Cody sounded on a recent edition of NPR’s Fresh Air. Diablo Cody by the way, is the woman who wrote Juno. I know this may just come of as me, like everyone else, begrudging her [...]
Thursday, January 17, 2008
A highly esteemed acquaintance of mine recently asked me if he should feel guilty or ashamed because he likes some of the music he hears playing at Starbucks. Mind you, most of the music that Starbucks sells is the product of some of the greatest musical acts of the last half century. Put that aside, [...]
Thursday, January 10, 2008
JH christ, the Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowls seem like an awful idea. I caught a commercial for these suckers this morning while I was at the gym and something came over me: must tell people these are bad. TV Dinners are bad enough; say no to TV Breakfasts!
Serving Size: 1 Bowl (227g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 490. [...]
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
I can’t pinpoint when I started frequenting cnn.com; I think it was when I stopped watching morning television. I am sure of this, however: somewhere along the line, things went severely wrong for cnn.com; it’s a fucking disaster. It’s like Time Warner decided to mash up Entertainment Tonight and Court TV. It’s so low grade.
Check [...]
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
I was walking along the glorious winding path that cuts through one of the subsidized housing arrays near my apartment this morning when the tireless fork from a shitty bike almost hit me on the head. I looked up and there was an obese, fat-mouthed, middle-aged woman lobbing a bunch of unwanted crap out the [...]
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Rather than go into exhaustive detail about where I work and the people I work with, or in the case of my dream last night–the person I work with, I will just list her (the subject of my dream) nicknames:
Whampie
Fudgie
Big Red
Basically it was the best dream I’ve had in a long time. Sort of Silence [...]
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I have to say that the idea of visiting a virtual online world has never really appealed to me. I am obviously not speaking for everyone here because the most well known virtual world type site, Second Life, got over a half million hits in October. Companies like Dell and Adidas have already started paying [...]
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Thursday, December 6, 2007
In a strange twist on the ass-holes-who-go-to-clubs-in-the-meatpacking-district-in-the-first-place story, it seems that even by their standards, the supposedly exclusive night spot scene in New York City is getting a little “diluted.” Oak, the new lounge-restaurant being opened by the titular, aforementioned douche bags, intends to solve the problem. The dickbag trust behind Oak say that [...]
Monday, November 12, 2007
For some reason this story bothers me. This girl–lady– Sarah Ponce was supposedly designated “Top model of 2003″ (whatever the hell that means), and now she’s turned kick boxer. A local, Fox affiliate in Houston decided to do a short segment on her that basically consists of the horny newsman fawning over her and overstating [...]
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