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Category Archives: Monsters in Action

The Uber Rich are Lonely Boo Hoo

There was an absurd article in the Sunday Styles section of the NY Times the other day about–get this–the people who have moved into the Plaza Hotel cum luxury apartment building and how they are lonely because the apartments are not primary residences for most owners so it’s creating a cold lonely feel in the [...]

Frank Bruni You Filthy Son of a Bitch

Quit Kibitzing and Pass the Gribenes, Frank Bruni, Second Avenue Deli
“All The News That’s Fit to Print” my ass.
This morning a friend forwarded me a New York Times review of the new Second Avenue Deli written by well-known food critic Frank Bruni. Something about this article made me uneasy. Then, I figured it out! There [...]

Holy Shit Take Me to a Central Park Skate Patrol Stopping Clinic

Okay, the discovery of the Central Park Skate Patrol has completely rocked my balls off. I had no idea that it even existed; I fucking love serious Rollerbladers.

I went to college in Washington, DC ,very near the White House, and spent many languid afternoons soaking up the hardcore roller fag scene, watching the pomaceous [...]

Chaps My Ass

People who label their little lunch baggy or single diet soft drink and then put it in the communal fridge at work bother the shit out of me. Are you that afraid someone might eat or drink it? Why are you putting it in there? Get a micro fridge if you are that paranoid.
It’s like [...]

Not Freakishly Tall Oompa Loompa Escapees

Nope, these are just real life ass clowns. Someone was kind enough to put together a compendium on the mystique of the male spray tan. Behold! Here is the full post.

I’m At Work Right Now

When I’m not running Medium Happiness I write pharmaceutical ads. This is what I wrote moments ago,
“Soft, flexible silicone catheter helps reduce the risk of loss of sphincter tone”
Cheers.

New Killers Fan Site…Who are The Victims?

Killers’ Victims
Are bands allowed to give their fan sites painfully self-conscious names? They are right? They can do what every they want: they’re the band and they are the fans, and it’s just a fan site.
What about charging people money to join said fan site?
I don’t know about that. Sounds fishy. Well, it looks like [...]

Finally Someone is Telling the Truth About the Proposed New York City Congestion Pricing Plan

“Congestion pricing fairest for the poor”
Anyone who challenges the notion that New York City would benefit from congestion pricing has a fucking screw loose. There are way too many cars in Manhattan: it’s caustically dirty, unsafe to bike, and unsightly. One of the biggest sticking points of the plan has been the alleged insensitivity toward [...]

New York Daily News You’re Still a Rag

My email buddy, Bob Lefsetz, sent out another interesting email this morning praising EMI for finally taking some innovative steps and giving people the music they want, how they want it. Well, for all you Daily News readers this means EMI is going to give you some music–for free, in a couple of Sunday editions [...]

Too Much Morbid Detail in The New York Daily News

This morning on my way to work, on the 6 train, I looked over at the Daily News that someone was reading and the biggest story on the page was how much Heath Ledger’s coffin cost (just typing that sentence creeps me out). I don’t see how that information has any place in a paper, [...]