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Category Archives: Monsters in Action

Feed Me Bad Food and Make Me Talk Stupid Too

Tyson Foods Any’tizers
H. Christ, this morning I was on the treadmill in my building’s gym, running as best Sisyphus can, enduring Ann Curry’s saccharin, weird-out, brand of morning talk news when the welcomed reprieve of the commercials came, and I saw, for the first time, that Tyson Foods has a new frozen-re-heatable snack food on [...]

Yeah Yeah We Know You Ordered Size 11 Nikes and We Shipped You a Live Scorpion Instead, Sorry

Are you fucking kidding me?
From CNN.com
“The U.S. Defense Department accidentally shipped non-nuclear ballistic missile components to Taiwan, the Pentagon said Tuesday. A U.S. Defense Department image of the missile components it says were accidentally shipped to Taiwan. Four nose-cone fuses for intercontinental ballistic missiles were shipped instead of helicopter batteries that Taiwan had requested, Air [...]

Our Brand of Celebrity is a Sad One

I found this amazing story today on Breitbart.com about a Serbian flight attendant who survived a plane crash in 1972 when a bomb ripped the plane in half leaving 22-year-old Vesna Vulovic trapped inside the tail cone, plummeting toward earth from 33,000 feet. Like many people who survive falls from ridiculously high heights, she landed [...]

Get a Bigger Bike Dude

This morning on my way to work I saw a rotund guy on one of those I-can-store-it-in-my-closet bikes come careering down the cross street trying to make the light to cross Madison Avenue. It was a completely pitiful site. This dude must have weighed 220-240 lbs, he was wearing shorts*, and had calves that looked [...]

Annaland is a Tranni Mess, and Not in a Good Way

I don’t know how I stumbled onto this blog Annaland, but I did, and you couldn’t pay me to read one word of it. I’m sorry, this poor girl is probably going to see that I linked to it, but oh well, she deserves it, Annaland blog is heinous.
Also, I just noticed, her tag line [...]

Robbery of the Century

Yes. Yes. Yes. via Boing Boing, the whole post and story here.

Elliot Spitzer State Your Case

Everyone, I am Ted Haggard blown away by the whole Elliot Spitzer scandal. I don’t know where to begin or what to say. It’s odd how, without fail, the most self righteous often are the most sanctimonious creatures. So how about rather than me reporting and regurgitating the stuff you’ve read in the news we [...]

Best of What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Ohio

 The pictures are huge, click the link below to see them.

Snowboarding Culture Goes Slovenly, Balls Out

Trip to Vail and Breckenridge: Snowboarding Culture
So–I am pleased to report that my trip to Colorado was great. We must have gotten over 24 inches of snow while I was out there. My dashing girlfriend, Jenny, was there the first half of the trip and then my good friends Noah and Alexis came out for [...]

The Gayest Thing on the Mountain Since the Monoski

I’m back but tired; red-eye flight and then straight into work this morning. In any event, I’m too weary to talk about my vacation in any great depth, not that you’d want to read it anyway. One notable thing, one of the days that I was skiing at Vail involved the spotting of a monoski; [...]