Here’s a precious/disturbing/baffling video of a little butterball singing all of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a capella. The existence of this video either portends great or horrid things for today’s youths. You be the judge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHjRKSB4qQ
A very large oil painting of the late King of Pop. It’s being auctioned off very soon. I don’t know about you, but I could see facsimiles of this painting becoming the new velvet Elvis. I know I’d buy one.
TOMS Shoes is an incredibly munificent operation as far as companies go. For every pair of shoes they sell, an additional pair gets donated to a child in need somewhere around the world. Protecting the feet is important. It prevents disease, makes getting around easier and safer, and ensures that most children will meet the minimum dress [...]
When the orange Fresh Direct vending machine arrived at our office I thought it was a real mitzvah. Somewhat impressively, instead of your usual cardboard Automat cheeseburgers, it features pre-prepared, re-heatable food from a few well known chain-ish restaurants in NYC.
The day the Fresh Direct machine arrived hired guns even came in and did free tastings of all the repasts; [...]
Have you ever heard someone say that the kind of dog a person owns is an extension of their personality? Or, what about the expression, “That is so you.” The person who said it means that whatever material object it is you’re thinking about buying suits you.
Well, today, as I was browsing the trash [...]
Everyone should read this interview, it’s spectacular. It’s Heidi Montag (good for you if you don’t know who that is) talking about how important and amazing her forthcoming shit sandwich of a “Pop” album is.
Here’s a little sample to pique your interest:
EW: Do you think Superficial holds up against something like Thriller?
HM: I definitely do. [...]
Check out the awesome gift my gnarly girlfriend got me as an early Christmas present. Now I can have fresh, sparkling seltzer whenever I want, without leaving the comfort of my home.
Thanks Malkington.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEAMRCpP0RA
Since I moved to New York City 4 years ago, American Apparel has changed from a fringe brand, helmed by a nerdy pederast, with 1 retail location in NYC, to a worldwide juggernaut that sold out for some $300 Million and is now owned by a textile conglomerate. And while American Apparel’s shoddy, grossly overpriced [...]
Now here’s a Chinese knock-off I can really vouch for:
I can’t believe 12 poor little babies had to lose a fleshy nubbin before stroller manufacturer Maclaren decided they had better issue a recall. Apparently some of the Maclaren stroller models have hinges that can amputate digits with Reign of Terror swiftness. Read the story snippet from CNN.com below.
