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Category Archives: Consume

Say What You May About American Apparel

I’ve got my fair share of gripes for Dov Charney, the captain of perversion, and his brainchild, American Apparel. But you’ve got to give them a little credit for producing something so outlandish. Behold. It’s the douche Moo-Moo.

My 3-Piece Suit Fetish and David Letterman

Warning. This is a gay post. I’m not gay, but this post will make you think otherwise. So proceed with caution.
Looking back, I think it was the mob-glam suits Robert DeNiro wore in the movie Casino that made me realize how transfixing a slightly over the top tailored men’s suit could look, even if it [...]

NetSpend Sucks, Big Time!

My dad recently gave me a NetSpend gift card for my birthday, and while I obviously am grateful for his generosity, this thing sucks so bad I almost want to throw it away and screw the $100 it came loaded with. It is a wretched product, that from what I can tell is designed to [...]

Axe Masters Might Be Taking Over New York City

I don’t know about you, but in my day-to-day urban dwelling I constantly find myself wanting an axe. Subway turnstile broken? Goddamnit, why don’t I have a cold forged steel axe to chop this f’er down? Cab door jammed shut and can’t get out? Chop a new cab door. These are all very common happenings [...]

Seriously, Women. Why? Why Would you wear these!?

I’ve spied these utterly ridiculous sandal concoctions on many women lately. They look like flesh sleeves for the foot.

High Fructose Corn Holing

High Fructose Corn Holing
Way back in the year 2000, before railing against high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) was cool, I was reading about the history of the cloying viscous liquid in Eric Schlosser seminal book Fast Food Nation. More than debating how humans metabolize HFCS and whether it’s that much worse for us than [...]

Popgeist

2 quick nonessential observations;
I read today that Hollywood is apparently losing its appetite for overly plastic surgeried women. Fake boobs and taught lips are on their way out as casting directors  begin to look for natural sag and those actors who rock what they’re born with. This made me think about all of the young, [...]

I just, Don’t Know What to Say About This

Here’s a precious/disturbing/baffling video of a little butterball singing all of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a capella. The existence of this video either portends great or horrid things for today’s youths. You be the judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHjRKSB4qQ

For Some Amount of Money You Can Own This:

A very large oil painting of the late King of Pop. It’s being auctioned off very soon. I don’t know about you, but I could see facsimiles of this painting becoming the new velvet Elvis. I know I’d buy one.

Dear Tom, Why is Your Message So Good and Your Shoes So Shitty?

TOMS Shoes is an incredibly munificent operation as far as companies go. For every pair of shoes they sell, an additional pair gets donated to a child in need somewhere around the world. Protecting the feet is important. It prevents disease, makes getting around easier and safer, and ensures that most children will meet the minimum dress [...]