If the first post on Think Nuggets, Five Reasons to Feed Your Dog Chocolate, is up and it’s good. Definitely check it out.

Check it out below. My favorite part is where he messed up the best line in the whole rant and said FLMAO instead of FLAMO. I think I’m going to start calling people flamo. He also trotted out this gem, “MoleHillquant.” Then he says “Borker” instead of broker. Looks like he has a penchant for something like spoonerisms.

My friend Alexis, who knows more about wine und booze than anyone I know, is traveling around Germany right now visiting all sorts of Untz Untz wine places and posting it on her great blogojevich, A Thirsty Spirit. Her posts are crystal clear, turgid pompoms of essential wine and liquor reading and you should take advantage of it before she goes Murdoch and starts charging for content.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI

Thanks, Stephen.

Here’s what Long’s lawyer had to say, “There is psychological trauma, which explains why he is not living in New York City right now. It is a terrible experience for him to go through.”

This kind of right one injustice with a an even perhaps greater injustice of abusive litigiousness is one of the most shameful things going on in the US today.  I’m glad the meathead in blue got fired for hitting the kid, but someone should also go up to Wisconsin and find Chris Long and punch him squarely in the balls.

Chris Long, you are no better than the cop who knocked you off your bike.

And, here’s the video if you never saw it.

It might be a really old saying, but Jerry Scag is the perfect example of not judging a book by its cover. On the outside, he looks like an extra from the 1983 classic movie “The Outsiders” starring Patrick Swayze and Matt Dillon. Jerry’s long dark hair and his propensity for wearing black make him look like every teenage girls’ parent’s nightmare – the brooding, rock-n-roll bad boy, and nothing could be further from the truth. “I’m actually a very shy and kind person,” he says. “I don’t always look it or sound it, but I’m the sensitive type with a hard outer shell.”

Jerry on his music:

“When I finish a new song, it’s almost like giving birth,” he says. “It’s such a good feeling. After it’s all said and done, I love my music, and I hate my music.”

I thought I had decent vert skills until my brother and sister showed me a few videos this weekend. Check them out. The first video, if you’re curious, is in response to the guy-jumping-out-of-the-pool video.

Pretty advanced stuff for a toothpaste manufacturer.