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I just, Don’t Know What to Say About This

Here’s a precious/disturbing/baffling video of a little butterball singing all of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a capella. The existence of this video either portends great or horrid things for today’s youths. You be the judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHjRKSB4qQ

I recently came across this ripsnorter of a comment on a Real Estate blog that’s not surprisingly a lightning rod for douche bags.
Check it out below. My favorite part is where he messed up the best line in the whole rant and said FLMAO instead of FLAMO. I think I’m going to start calling people [...]

A Thirsty Spirit

Hello fans and friends,
My friend Alexis, who knows more about wine und booze than anyone I know, is traveling around Germany right now visiting all sorts of Untz Untz wine places and posting it on her great blogojevich, A Thirsty Spirit. Her posts are crystal clear, turgid pompoms of essential wine and liquor reading and [...]

I Like Dogs But…

This is kind of, pretty damn, funny.

Overlybese Woman On Mechanical Bull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI

Thanks, Stephen.

Kid on Bike Hit By Cop Turns Out to Be a Huge Pu$$y

Last summer, a bunch a fixed gear bicycle enthusiasts and the rest of the Critical Mass bike gang were riding south on Broadway in NYC when an NYPD cop, in typical NYPD fashion, did something boneheaded, which under-educated, roided-up NYPD cops are known for, and body checked a young man, Christopher Long, off his bike. [...]

Jerry Scag Will Rape Your Teenage Daughter

Oh thank you Myspace.
It might be a really old saying, but Jerry Scag is the perfect example of not judging a book by its cover. On the outside, he looks like an extra from the 1983 classic movie “The Outsiders” starring Patrick Swayze and Matt Dillon. Jerry’s long dark hair and his propensity for wearing [...]

Heman Hops

I’m a big fan of vertical jumping. My friend Noah and I often stage vertical jump contensts against one another. (God, that sounds gay)
I thought I had decent vert skills until my brother and sister showed me a few videos this weekend. Check them out. The first video, if you’re curious, is in response to [...]

Great Crest Commercial

It may just be the guy’s red hair, but something about this wonderful Crest commercial reminds me of Louis CK’s humor. Actually, red hair aside, there’s another aspect that is similar to Louis’ humor: the haughty smile plastered across the guy’s face while he’s insulting and belittling the kids. No matter how awful the things [...]

You Been Zombified

If you want a photo of you or a friend Zombified contact Jose el Retardo.
Thanks, Jose.