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Ahoy.

Sorry for the patchy posts as of late. I’m in the midst of a very exciting and time consuming business venture that I’ll be announcing very soon. We’re finishing up our branding and place of business and I’m not one for premature idea release.

Is anyone interested in doing some guest blogging on MediumHappiness? (Corey? Gideon? Jose? Tony?) With it comes a serious credential that’s worthy of any resume as well as access to all 30 of my regular readers. Go try and beat that with a stick.

Let me know. It wouldn’t be indefinite. Just until I’ve got a few fewer things going on.

In a fine, absurdist, broad-stroke-claiming article that only Metro or AM New York are capable of churning out, I read that we New Yorkers better get used to the idea of a “wild” new york. Beavers are coming back, and so are hawks, falcons, and the occasional peripatetic coyote. I highly doubt we’re going to see populations of any of these once-native now-banished species coming back to NYC in consequential numbers. I mostly feel bad for the poor coyote who is living at the East Harlem Animal Shelter after they tranq’d it last week in Tribeca. Canine bonuses must have come early and it was shopping for a den loft.